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On Sports and Women

“You are a dog with a bone.

Give me a call when your Braves, Mets, or even dogass Indians can carry the jockstraps of the Yankees.

I would not be a Yankees fan unless I was a New Yorker- and with 20 years under my belt, I qualify as a New Yorker. ¬†And when you finally grow a pair and move to the Apple, you will eventually become a Yankees fan yourself, because fundamentally always being morally superior but losing isn’t as much fun as winning.

Just like in politics.

Just like in life.

Your friend.


Not a bad response, sitting at a bar and lusting after a way too young delicious bartender.”


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